A divine dichotomy of a despairful disposition.
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Author Archives: Natalie Neumann
Rundown (1/03-1/09) Practice Practical Portions
Wherein I discuss foodstuffs, a preservation pursuit, the death of a storefront, and an anticipated acquisition.
Continue readingWhen I Woke Up, I Became A Bagel Girl Review
Rundown (12/27-1/02) New Year, New Assignments
Wherein I discuss my 2021 conundrum, a Dungeon Fighter turned… fighter, and the inevitable cloud-based cataclysm.
Continue readingAnnouncement (1/1/21) The New Nigma Box Schedule
Natalie Rambles About 2020
Rundown (12/20-12/26) Christmas Cyber Waifu
Wherein I discuss the waifu of the new decade, a massive success amidst a massive failure, and child abuse.
Continue readingRandom #004-2: It’s a VoRE Christmas
That Time I Gambled My Soul in a Gacha Game and Got Sent to Another World – The Christmas Special Sequel
Continue readingRundown (12/13-12/19) A Bedtime Masturbation Story
Wherein I discuss a halcyon habit, the death of a doll’s dream, another acquisition, cycling cyberpunk controversies, and a place of painful memories.
Continue readingHigurashi When They Cry Hou Chapter 8 – Matsuribayashi Review
Rundown (12/06-12/12) Cyber Dump
Wherein I discuss the aesthetic failures of the hottest game of the moment, Nintendo being Nintendo, the return of the Metatron, and Mr. Keighley’s latest trailer festival.
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Roll for fun, roll for glory, roll for the beauty, and roll to watch the people squirm.
Continue readingRundown (11/29-12/05) Pokémon’s Pedantic Problems
Wherein I discuss the mobile live service market, a rudimenary remaster, and a positively perplexing platform paradigm.
Continue readingNatalie Rambles About Psycho Bullet Festival: The Odyssey of Abigale Quinlan
Rundown (11/22-11/28) Enigmatic From-Elsewhere Sentence-Like Word Bundles
Wherein I discuss my penchant for convoluted titles, a sequel I’ve wanted for 12 years, the death of a maker, a glossy remix, and my fondness of Mr. 108.
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Rundown (11/15-11/21) The Christmas Cake Birthday!
Wherein I discuss my inevitable demise, the woeful hunts for the new games machine, a better revenue split, the trails to a completely localized saga, an unexpected licensing arrangement, and the dirty fruits born from a ransomware attack.
Continue readingPsycho Bullet Festival: The Odyssey of Abigale Quinlan – Episode 15
Random #011-2 My Master; My Suitor
Rundown (11/08-11/14) More Work-Related Schedule Kerfuffles!
Wherein I discuss the follies of an irregular work schedule and the start of the 9th generation (for real this time).
Continue readingPsycho Bullet Festival: The Odyssey of Abigale Quinlan – Episode 14
Metroid: Samus Returns Review
Rundown (11/01-11/07) Get Hyped for Student Transfer Version 5!
Wherein I discuss STVV’s imminent debut, the modern political strife, another allegedly auspicious acquisition, and an anticipated… agglomeration!
Continue readingPsycho Bullet Festival: The Odyssey of Abigale Quinlan – Episode 13
P.D.A. – Personal Data Altercator Version 0.1 Review
Rundown (10/25-10/31) Doomsday Looming
Wherein I discuss the looming disaster, layaway console purchases, a direct speck of joy, and the consolidation of another industry.
Continue readingPsycho Bullet Festival: The Odyssey of Abigale Quinlan – Episode 12
Rundown (10/18-10/24) Spoopy Scares!
Wherein I discuss my disinterest in horror, a time-limited localization, and my favorite mobage.
Continue readingPsycho Bullet Festival: The Odyssey of Abigale Quinlan – Episode 11
Natalie Rambles About Her Childhood Fan Fiction
Rundown (10/11-10/17) Fission Mailed!
Wherein I discuss the erasure of history, the standby innovation, the loss of a localizer, and some limited-time freebies.
Continue readingPsycho Bullet Festival: The Odyssey of Abigale Quinlan – Episode 10
Random #011-1: My Master; My Suiter
Rundown (10/04-10/10) Schedule Kerfuffles!
Wherein I discuss how my content buffer is getting wrecked, a trinity of Sony-based blunders, GameStop’s gasp for life, and Xbox’s continued evolution from a product into a service.
Continue readingPsycho Bullet Festival: The Odyssey of Abigale Quinlan – Episode 09
Student Transfer Scenario Reviews – Part 6
Rundown (9/27-10/03) Long Sleeve Season
Wherein I discuss clothing preferences, a blocky new challenger, and the return of a game where the initial conflict could be solved by taking a hammer to some drywall!
Continue readingPsycho Bullet Festival: The Odyssey of Abigale Quinlan – Episode 08
Natalie Rambles About Dragalia Lost – Chapter 6: Dragalia Digest and Developments
Rundown (9/20-9/26) Electrolysis is Not Fun
Wherein I discuss genital electrocution, the consolidation of gamindustri, how propriety memory is always a mistake, the shift from Zero to the Future, a new challenger in this era of platform wars, and a curious compilation of classic titles.
Continue readingNatalie Rambles About Dragalia Lost – Chapter 5: Love, Loss, and Gripes
Because when you pout 1,000 hours into something, your thoughts on it become all kinda of mixed and muddled!
Continue readingPsycho Bullet Festival: The Odyssey of Abigale Quinlan – Episode 07
Natalie Rambles About Dragalia Lost – Chapter 4: Summoning, Monetization, and Gacha
Natalie Rambles About Dragalia Lost – Chapter 3: Quests, Events, and Endgame
Natalie Rambles About Dragalia Lost – Chapter 2: Systems, Gameplay, and Progression
Natalie Rambles About Dragalia Lost – Chapter 1: Story and Aesthetics
Rundown (9/13-9/19) The Plan to Eradicate All Pubes
Wherein I discuss a lackluster fantastical reveal, the final details surrounding the next generation of gaming, a hunter returning to their true home, and a bunch of other weeb garbage.
Continue readingPsycho Bullet Festival: The Odyssey of Abigale Quinlan – Episode 06
Ys: The Oath in Felghana Review
Rundown (9/06-9/12) Systems of Frustration
Wherein I discuss my writing being invalidated by patches, the highs and lows of the next Xbox, another limited remastered compilation, a most unexpected prequel, the fumblings of a troublesome trend-chaser, and the most absurd company name in all of video games. Oh, and also Ubisoft’s attempts at repressing the fact that they defended and protected abusers for years.
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