About Natalie Neumann

Some lady who talks about video games too much and likes writing wackadoo novels and short stories.

Rundown (9/19-9/25) Natalie Is Incompetent — Never Trust Her

Wherein I discuss how I cannot complete a simple child-level task, a potential revival of a niche game series nobody actually cares about, a faux celebration by barons of incalculable greed, the Kotick-Epstein Connection, and a Semi-Dope Nintendo Direct.

Continue reading

Rundown (9/05-9/11) Don’t Open Until After Tax Season

Wherein I discuss my upcoming doom, a return to the spooky northwest, the Sony pseudo summer showcase, justice arising in light of failure, and the continued success of a game I both love and loathe. 

Continue reading

Rundown (7/18-7/24) Surprise Face Reveal!

Wherein I subject you folks to my wretched face and voice, discuss an un-deadening of Dead Space, another accursed acquisition, the struggles of a ship of scallywags in Singapore, and how Activision Blizzard is a truly wretched company based on a lawsuit filed by the state of California. 

Continue reading

Rundown (5/23-5/29) Natalie’s Anti-Redhead Agenda

Wherein I discuss a bizarre bias, a 15-year-old fighter remade, the existential nightmare of Pokémon, a PowerPoint reveal, the grand Dragon Quest Fest, and a Sonic-style announcement spiel.

Continue reading