Wherein I discuss my inevitable demise, the woeful hunts for the new games machine, a better revenue split, the trails to a completely localized saga, an unexpected licensing arrangement, and the dirty fruits born from a ransomware attack.
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Wherein I discuss the follies of an irregular work schedule and the start of the 9th generation (for real this time).
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Wherein I discuss STVV’s imminent debut, the modern political strife, another allegedly auspicious acquisition, and an anticipated… agglomeration!
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Wherein I discuss the looming disaster, layaway console purchases, a direct speck of joy, and the consolidation of another industry.
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Wherein I discuss my disinterest in horror, a time-limited localization, and my favorite mobage.
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Wherein I discuss the erasure of history, the standby innovation, the loss of a localizer, and some limited-time freebies.
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Wherein I discuss how my content buffer is getting wrecked, a trinity of Sony-based blunders, GameStop’s gasp for life, and Xbox’s continued evolution from a product into a service.
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Wherein I discuss clothing preferences, a blocky new challenger, and the return of a game where the initial conflict could be solved by taking a hammer to some drywall!
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Wherein I discuss genital electrocution, the consolidation of gamindustri, how propriety memory is always a mistake, the shift from Zero to the Future, a new challenger in this era of platform wars, and a curious compilation of classic titles.
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Wherein I discuss a lackluster fantastical reveal, the final details surrounding the next generation of gaming, a hunter returning to their true home, and a bunch of other weeb garbage.
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Wherein I discuss my writing being invalidated by patches, the highs and lows of the next Xbox, another limited remastered compilation, a most unexpected prequel, the fumblings of a troublesome trend-chaser, and the most absurd company name in all of video games. Oh, and also Ubisoft’s attempts at repressing the fact that they defended and protected abusers for years.
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Wherein I provide a Nigma Box Update, discuss Nintendo’s Mario-related nonsense, and hot forklift action coming to an anime channel near you.
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Wherein I discuss a brand new Switch-up, a most unexpected remake, the fall from Zero unto nothingness, and yet another incomprehensive compilation.
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Wherein I discuss supporting my hobby with money, an embarrassing display by Epic, the revival of a satisfactory skyward story, and a mysterious remake.
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Wherein I discuss how English is hard, a canceled sale of obscene proportions, the struggles of a new challenger, an Infinite delay, and the preservation of memes.
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Wherein I discuss the God-tier gigaleak, a promise most befuddling, and cry like a bug about licensed gacha games.
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Wherein I discuss a weekly ritual, the eternal battle between order and chaos, a non-definitive definitive edition, a wonderous world of wonderful wonder, the hotness coming to the neXt box, and a return of the plights of a hundred heroes.
Continue readingWherein I discuss why I should never gamble with legal tender, sexual misconduct amidst the largest game publisher in the world, a deadly representational misstep, and Paper Mario making me sad.
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Wherein I discuss the return of a supposed classic, the return of Nina Struthers and friends, a curious international business investment, and a golden game bringing in golden results.
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Wherein I discuss the downfall of thuggery, a potential price hike, and a wonderful animated world.
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Wherein I discuss a problematic power paradigm, Smash getting the win-win, a massive temporal rewrite, the end of a mixer, the continued battles fo the EDF, a new digital expo, China’s budding influence, and the Bandai Namcos.
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Wherein I discuss a schedule change, a spacefaring VR motive, and a preposterous pile of Pokémon projects.
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Wherein I discuss the return of the forgotten monkey boy, beautiful tactical robot action, Sony’s super special PS5 event, and The Golden.
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Wherein I discuss a productive hobby week, a VTuber crossover, the smallest throwback, and the troubling state of affairs seen in the United States of America.
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Wherein I discuss my love of TG, a Marvelous investment, the hottest feel-bad murder-simulator of 2020, and the end of a mobile era.
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Wherein I discuss my national bias, the organization or organized crime, and an immersive sim funded by the power of China!
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Wherein I discuss an impure purchase, getting older all the time, feeling younger in my mind, the next step in video game graphics, a Nintendo surprise unfolded before our very eyes, a repackaged rendition of veggie-based RTS, and the ghost ninja samurai game.
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Wherein I discuss the merits of multiplayer, Muv-Luv Con, and the hottest games coming to an XSX near you.
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Wherein I discuss my Gleo thirst, the most brutal of us, Viking assassins, and how Japanese work culture has been adversely affected by the global pandemic due to a separation between work and home.
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Wherein I discuss terrible new web design, the new Mario World, raking in them Bells, a scientific two-fer, and even more mobile trigger happy havoc.
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Wherein I discuss a brave new breed of controller snobbery, the Cookstar kerfuffle, REm4ke, Rockstar’s strive for quality, and continued cancellations.
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Wherein I discuss prescribed pandemic panic, the greatest gaming fiasco of 2020, the hazardous and evil-some village, a sun-bleached reprisal, and a convoluted chunk of plastic.
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Wherein I discuss a personal quibble, a much-anticipated revision, a mobile Re;Birth, a baffling split, a rumored revelrous re-release, the seasonal guffaws, and the future of industry events!
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Wherein I discuss the new social horizon, a much-awaited and underwhelming present, and some epicly good publishing deal.
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Wherein I discuss the modern troubles and Gen 9 (or G9N if you’re feeling a little cheeky).
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Wherein I discuss the expo eliminating epidemic, a new sports ball challenger, big money warzone fun times, a potential new horizon for Playstation, and a bad, yet rad, drive.
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Wherein I discuss the bad tidings of mankind, a new challenger in the remastering industry, and the prolonged woes associated with preserving the video games.
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Wherein I discuss familial matters, a remastered romantic tragedy, an intelligent distribution divergence, a Platinum combo, and the virus of destruction.
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Wherein I discuss those wacky Nintendo fans, the new horizons of the GOAT time vampire, a positively gothic revival, the continued fumblings of East AR Wars.
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Wherein I discuss a personal predicament, the reprisal of an anguishing anthem, and… electronic component shortages.
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Wherein I discuss the woes of work, high frame rate mecha action, a wonderful reprisal, and a new gloomy horizon.
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Wherein I discuss the troubles plaguing Natalie’s precious Box, Okabe’s adaptation adventures, a new home for my 1,000 babies, the success of the Switch-makers, and another icy blunder.
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Wherein I discuss contemporary language, a ninja’s mental terror, and an intriguing independent impersonation.
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Wherein I discuss my novels, another sword boy joining the fray, an extremely enthusiastic electronic upset, another win for the master class, and the cruel captain of the S.S. Gamindustri
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Wherein I discuss rising numbers, the return of two masks, a Chinese solution to never losing your luster, becoming a Mudkip, another brand new world to explore, and why the 9th generation of console gaming will disappoint the children.
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Wherein I discuss international gunslinging, the unseen side of Midgar, and a reborn oddity.
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Wherein I discuss the Christmas, some sorrowful assertions about a rising publisher, and the faulty saga that shall never be retold.
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Wherein I discuss personal issues, controller peripherals, the advancements of the legendary Nihon, and the quelling of a burgeoning typhoon.
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Wherein I discuss the end of a great trial, the crumbling of a retail giant, expanding licenses, surreal stealth releases, and the assorted announcements of two underwhelming live streamed events.
Wherein I discuss Millennial-style woes and the untimely unveils of two expected corporate endeavors.
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