Wherein I discuss my disinterest in horror, a time-limited localization, and my favorite mobage.
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Rundown (10/11-10/17) Fission Mailed!
Wherein I discuss the erasure of history, the standby innovation, the loss of a localizer, and some limited-time freebies.
Continue readingRundown (10/04-10/10) Schedule Kerfuffles!
Wherein I discuss how my content buffer is getting wrecked, a trinity of Sony-based blunders, GameStop’s gasp for life, and Xbox’s continued evolution from a product into a service.
Continue readingRundown (9/27-10/03) Long Sleeve Season
Wherein I discuss clothing preferences, a blocky new challenger, and the return of a game where the initial conflict could be solved by taking a hammer to some drywall!
Continue readingRundown (9/20-9/26) Electrolysis is Not Fun
Wherein I discuss genital electrocution, the consolidation of gamindustri, how propriety memory is always a mistake, the shift from Zero to the Future, a new challenger in this era of platform wars, and a curious compilation of classic titles.
Continue readingRundown (9/13-9/19) The Plan to Eradicate All Pubes
Wherein I discuss a lackluster fantastical reveal, the final details surrounding the next generation of gaming, a hunter returning to their true home, and a bunch of other weeb garbage.
Continue readingRundown (9/06-9/12) Systems of Frustration
Wherein I discuss my writing being invalidated by patches, the highs and lows of the next Xbox, another limited remastered compilation, a most unexpected prequel, the fumblings of a troublesome trend-chaser, and the most absurd company name in all of video games. Oh, and also Ubisoft’s attempts at repressing the fact that they defended and protected abusers for years.
Continue readingRundown (8/30-9/05) Oopsie! Scheduling Conflict Imminent!
Wherein I provide a Nigma Box Update, discuss Nintendo’s Mario-related nonsense, and hot forklift action coming to an anime channel near you.
Continue readingRundown (8/23-8/29) Work Life Imbalance 2: Sorrow is a Virtue
Wherein I discuss a brand new Switch-up, a most unexpected remake, the fall from Zero unto nothingness, and yet another incomprehensive compilation.
Continue readingRundown (8/16-8/22) Patron of the Perverse
Wherein I discuss supporting my hobby with money, an embarrassing display by Epic, the revival of a satisfactory skyward story, and a mysterious remake.
Continue readingRundown (8/09-8/15) Grammar Yammer
Wherein I discuss how English is hard, a canceled sale of obscene proportions, the struggles of a new challenger, an Infinite delay, and the preservation of memes.
Continue readingRundown (8/02-8/08) The Widescreen Festival
Wherein I discuss my resolution revisions, a pair of anticipated ports, and the woes of Limestone Games.
Continue readingRundown (7/26-8/01) Leaks are Love; Leaks are Life
Wherein I discuss the God-tier gigaleak, a promise most befuddling, and cry like a bug about licensed gacha games.
Continue readingRundown (7/19-7/25) Saturday Morning Lewds
Wherein I discuss a weekly ritual, the eternal battle between order and chaos, a non-definitive definitive edition, a wonderous world of wonderful wonder, the hotness coming to the neXt box, and a return of the plights of a hundred heroes.
Continue readingRundown (7/12-7/19) 500 Summons for an SSR Waifu
Wherein I discuss why I should never gamble with legal tender, sexual misconduct amidst the largest game publisher in the world, a deadly representational misstep, and Paper Mario making me sad.
Continue readingRundown (7/05-7/11) Relaxing Summery Beats
Wherein I discuss the return of a supposed classic, the return of Nina Struthers and friends, a curious international business investment, and a golden game bringing in golden results.
Continue readingRundown (6/28-7/04) Busy with the Bitz
Wherein I discuss the downfall of thuggery, a potential price hike, and a wonderful animated world.
Continue readingRundown (6/21-6/27) Everything is Complicated!
Wherein I discuss a problematic power paradigm, Smash getting the win-win, a massive temporal rewrite, the end of a mixer, the continued battles fo the EDF, a new digital expo, China’s budding influence, and the Bandai Namcos.
Continue readingRundown (6/14-6/20) Ramble Hiatus!
Wherein I discuss a schedule change, a spacefaring VR motive, and a preposterous pile of Pokémon projects.
Continue readingRundown (6/07-6/13) Ersatz Electronic Excitement
Wherein I discuss the return of the forgotten monkey boy, beautiful tactical robot action, Sony’s super special PS5 event, and The Golden.
Continue readingRundown (5/31-6/06) Editing Extravaganza
Wherein I discuss a productive hobby week, a VTuber crossover, the smallest throwback, and the troubling state of affairs seen in the United States of America.
Continue readingRundown (5/24-5/30) TG Forever
Wherein I discuss my love of TG, a Marvelous investment, the hottest feel-bad murder-simulator of 2020, and the end of a mobile era.
Continue readingRundown (5/17-5/23) Oops, All Weeaboo!
Wherein I discuss my national bias, the organization or organized crime, and an immersive sim funded by the power of China!
Continue readingRundown (5/10-5/16) Gacha Sin
Wherein I discuss an impure purchase, getting older all the time, feeling younger in my mind, the next step in video game graphics, a Nintendo surprise unfolded before our very eyes, a repackaged rendition of veggie-based RTS, and the ghost ninja samurai game.
Continue readingRundown (5/03-5/09) Natalie’s Not A Squid Kid!
Wherein I discuss the merits of multiplayer, Muv-Luv Con, and the hottest games coming to an XSX near you.
Continue readingRundown (4/26-5/02) Empty My Wallet For an SSR Waifu
Wherein I discuss my Gleo thirst, the most brutal of us, Viking assassins, and how Japanese work culture has been adversely affected by the global pandemic due to a separation between work and home.
Continue readingRundown (4/19-4/25) Deviant Eclipse
Wherein I discuss terrible new web design, the new Mario World, raking in them Bells, a scientific two-fer, and even more mobile trigger happy havoc.
Continue readingRundown (4/12-4/18) Controller Quibbles
Wherein I discuss a brave new breed of controller snobbery, the Cookstar kerfuffle, REm4ke, Rockstar’s strive for quality, and continued cancellations.
Continue readingRundown (4/05-4/11) The Panic Everywhere System
Wherein I discuss prescribed pandemic panic, the greatest gaming fiasco of 2020, the hazardous and evil-some village, a sun-bleached reprisal, and a convoluted chunk of plastic.
Continue readingRundown (3/29-4/04) Please Be Nice
Wherein I discuss a personal quibble, a much-anticipated revision, a mobile Re;Birth, a baffling split, a rumored revelrous re-release, the seasonal guffaws, and the future of industry events!
Continue readingRundown (3/22-3/28) Animal Crossed
Wherein I discuss the new social horizon, a much-awaited and underwhelming present, and some epicly good publishing deal.
Continue readingRundown (3/15-3/21) Quarantine Time with Haz-Nat
Wherein I discuss the modern troubles and Gen 9 (or G9N if you’re feeling a little cheeky).
Continue readingRundown (3/08-3/14) Dark Mornings
Wherein I discuss the expo eliminating epidemic, a new sports ball challenger, big money warzone fun times, a potential new horizon for Playstation, and a bad, yet rad, drive.
Continue readingRundown (3/01-3/07) 2020: Year of the Poop
Wherein I discuss the bad tidings of mankind, a new challenger in the remastering industry, and the prolonged woes associated with preserving the video games.
Continue readingRundown (2/23-2/29) Relative Strangers
Wherein I discuss familial matters, a remastered romantic tragedy, an intelligent distribution divergence, a Platinum combo, and the virus of destruction.
Continue readingRundown (2/16-2/22) Madness Direct
Wherein I discuss those wacky Nintendo fans, the new horizons of the GOAT time vampire, a positively gothic revival, the continued fumblings of East AR Wars.
Continue readingRundown (2/09-2/15) The Review Conundrum
Wherein I discuss a personal predicament, the reprisal of an anguishing anthem, and… electronic component shortages.
Continue readingRundown (2/02-2/08) Work-Life Imbalance
Wherein I discuss the woes of work, high frame rate mecha action, a wonderful reprisal, and a new gloomy horizon.
Continue readingRundown (1/26-2/01) The Questionable Box
Wherein I discuss the troubles plaguing Natalie’s precious Box, Okabe’s adaptation adventures, a new home for my 1,000 babies, the success of the Switch-makers, and another icy blunder.
Continue readingRundown (1/19-1/25) Deserve
Wherein I discuss contemporary language, a ninja’s mental terror, and an intriguing independent impersonation.
Continue readingRundown (1/12-1/18) Editing Nightmares
Wherein I discuss my novels, another sword boy joining the fray, an extremely enthusiastic electronic upset, another win for the master class, and the cruel captain of the S.S. Gamindustri
Continue readingRundown (1/05-1/11) 1,500 Words A Day
Wherein I discuss rising numbers, the return of two masks, a Chinese solution to never losing your luster, becoming a Mudkip, another brand new world to explore, and why the 9th generation of console gaming will disappoint the children.
Continue readingRundown (12/29-1/04) A Decade Past
Wherein I discuss international gunslinging, the unseen side of Midgar, and a reborn oddity.
Continue readingRundown (12/22-12/28) The Harrowing Holidays
Wherein I discuss the Christmas, some sorrowful assertions about a rising publisher, and the faulty saga that shall never be retold.
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Rundown (12/15-12/21) The Slap of Reality!
Wherein I discuss personal issues, controller peripherals, the advancements of the legendary Nihon, and the quelling of a burgeoning typhoon.
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Rundown (12/08-12/14) The Conclusion of Chaos: Part 2
Wherein I discuss the end of a great trial, the crumbling of a retail giant, expanding licenses, surreal stealth releases, and the assorted announcements of two underwhelming live streamed events.
Rundown (12/01-12/07) Natalie Will Never Get to Live Alone
Wherein I discuss Millennial-style woes and the untimely unveils of two expected corporate endeavors.
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Rundown (11/24-11/30) Fast Game BlazerZ
Wherein I discuss Pokémon FOMO, a new VVVenture, a return to the lunar landscape of yore, and the boy rocking up my dragon mobage of choice.
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Rundown (11/17-11/23) The Woes of $80 Nintendo Games
Wherein I discuss a virtual revival, a lackluster latency-laden launch, and an expected success.
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Rundown (11/10-11/16) A Quarter Century Old
Wherein I discuss a pretty little furry boy’s transformation and the numerous highlights of the Cross Null celebration, but not the petulant whining of undesirables.
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