D4: Dark Dreams Don’t Die Review

20160312112351_1“Electric Nigma! Electric Nigma!”  Um, actually I go by Natalie now.  “Whatever! Why are you reviewing D4 now?  Haven’t you owned it for almost a year now?”  Yes, I have owned it for several months. I did not review it because I was afraid I would not like it after playing it for 20 minutes.  “But didn’t you adore Deadly Premonition?”  I still do, but that’s not how enjoying things works.  If you are a good girl, I’ll tell you why in the form of a review.  “Natalie! Natalie!”  What?  “Do you feel like an insignificant creature who will never accomplish anything of worth in their sad little life?”  …I’m glad I’m killing you off. Continue reading