Rundown (5/08-5/14) Sailor Sun and Mister Moon

Edge Family Ryuko Shadow Litten by Stocky6493“Hallo Natalie, wie geht’s?”  Why thank you for asking Maple-chan.  I just finished community college, completely failed at talking to another human being for about two hours after paying for their company, and am going to come out sometime next week.  “…Sometimes I wonder why I exist, and then I remember that it’s because some Aspie conjured me in their corrupted mind.”  Shut up Maple-chan, it’s time to talk about video games.  “Because people care so much about what you think about banal video game news.”  …I may decide to kill you off in your upcoming story, Maple Loves Senpai after that comment. Continue reading

Rundown (6/15) E3 2015: I’m a Stealthy Little Office Lady!

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You can easily decipher this title, right?

Okay, so, I am working full time this summer, for those who do not know, or just stumbled onto this post, and that means I cannot spend all day in E3 mode.  It makes my nights very hectic, as I try to pick up the piece right after getting home, but I went through Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft, and Sony’s press conferences, amounting to over five hours of footage, while writing up some quick thoughts on the opinions on the video games, as I have been doing since 2012.  Without further ado, I’ll just get right to it. Continue reading

Rundown (4/27-5/03) I Should Stop Doing This, but I Don’t Wanna!

KLK Damnit Mako, you wacky space digger for being so cute that I cannot refuse fine you are exceptedI am currently working on my final papers, one of which I recycled and one of which I vomited out because I was guaranteed an A in the class, and one of which I am halfway done with, but am really bored by.  I am writing a review of Arkham Asylum and playing Castle Crashers because my Vita memory card isn’t coming until tomorrow and I want it to come before I start Golden.  I am revising my plans for Terra’s Tales of Tremendous Transcendance because copyright laws are dumb and you cannot sell something that contains the word Pokemon in it.  And I am also probably going to get a job either where my mother works or with an accounting firm if their intern thing goes through.  That’s my story and I’m going to hide in a box now, bye!  …Or stay since I have a page of game stuff to speak about. Continue reading