Rundown (8/07-8/13) “Moo Moo Moo” Said the Cow

20160805135636_1So this week I began a project that will involve months of tedious data entry, and nearly everything that could go wrong with getting this project set up occurred when I tried setting it up.  But I’m going to be paid good money for doing it.  Also, my mother gave me a tablet that she got for free from AT&T.  Meaning I could play Pokemon Go, if I had a data plan, quite easily as well due to the pair of Pokestops that are just a few blocks away from my house.  However, I don’t, and I do not have anything else I can really use a tablet for.   Continue reading

Rundown (9/07-9/13) Devouring the Bum of the Duck & Dog

0 BTM Buttocks…Is this Quinnspiracy and Hashtag GamerGate thing still going on?  Cripes, I would hate to be alive during a war that had any relevance to most of the world, I would be tired of the bloody concept after a single season.  I understand it is a bad thing, but the internet is great for developing an attention span of a rat, so it is surprising that this issue was not dropped so everybody can start eating the poophole of Smash Brothers. Continue reading

Rundown (8/31-9/06) TGS Was About Two Hours Long

0 Watamote Yes Your Ass Stick is still a classic and this is totally awkwardWell, TGS happened and I only really found stuff of interest in Sony’s pre-conference, as Japan is all about those smartphone games, or distractions as most of them are.  Yes, yes, I suppose you could say that of all games, but phone games are made for brief distractions that do not leave any sort of impact other than using unsavory physiological manipulation into tricking people that they are having a good time…. how do I transition this into talking about how Aliens: Colonial Marines is still unravelling its story of lies and making Randy Pitchford look more like a scumbag?  By being lazy.  Yay! Continue reading

Rundown (7/06-7/12) Apathetic Cynicism is the Baddest Feeling

0PGOS Bombs of outrage and angerI’m not sure what it’s been about this week, but I’ve been on edge for the majority of it.  It’s not that anything bad happened, it’s just that I’ve been playing a title that no longer makes me feel feelings akin to joy, enhanced by how I played one of my favorite games in the past few months as a break from it.  It also didn’t help that nothing much happened in the industry as the summer is a time to plow through game development for a winter or Q1 release window that cannot be changed.  Well, things did happen and were said, but none of them were that good sounding, yet I suppose that can be considered the mainstay for this industry’s news.  Or perhaps it is due to how cynical its audience has become after years of bullcrap pecking away at them affecting how they perceive a hobby they still love, but cannot see entirely past the layer of feces placed over it… or something like that.  *Farts* Continue reading

Rundown (5/25-5/31) Shut Your Face and Enjoy the World Before Vincent Dawn Destroys It!

0P4G hmhmhm shoo bee doo bee fucking the slits aint got ntohin to be up in the butt cos i be the sex master give me dawg

My Persona 4 Golden review has finally gone gold, meaning I finished and published it for all to judge.  But I need to get back into the swing of things and knew I had a busy week coming up, which meant I needed to get something quick played and out of the way.  It is Sonic Adventure 2, one of my favorite games as a kid, and a game that is like meeting your old pal from elementary and middle school and seeing that they started doing that Shrinkers, getting their senses all messed up and having their toes fall off.  So yes, the game is terrible from a certain standpoint.  I also got RPG Maker, and hope to eventually do something with that, but first my second novel’s got to get its rough draft done.  Beware Vincent Dawn, as he will literally mold you into a different person. Continue reading