Rundown (8/30-9/05) Metal Gear Anx!ety: Borderline Obsessive Perfectionist

0 SCD Kojima Snake Metal GearMetal Gear Solid V came out this week, and people are unsurprisingly adoring the game.  However, even if I weren’t keeping to my word to not buy the game before September 1, 2017, as to make my claim that I wouldn’t buy the game for ‘years’, I don’t think I’d be that interested.  Quite simply, the base building, open world, and ranking systems all sound like the worst thing you could do with a narrative driven stealth game.  Missions?  Fine.  But ranking and grading systems stir all sorts of bad anxieties inside my butthole. Continue reading

Rundown (4/12-4/18) I’m Hiding from Them Despair Bugs

0 MLM HidingYeah, there will not be a review this week, as no game in my backlog grabbed my attention, and I felt into the Dark Souls New Game+ pit.  I’ll try to get something up next week though.  Cool, thanks, bye… Wait, not bye, because I have a rundown of things that I wanna talk about in the game industry. Continue reading

Rundown (1/11-1/17) Let Nintendo’s Train Penetrate Your Butthole, Dummy!

Gaf HypeI honestly forgot about this post until the last minute, and did not prepare any sort of pseudo-witty banter.  As such, I am just going to jump into this week’s Nigmabox Rundown, which I have titled “Let Nintendo’s Train Penetrate Your Butthole, Dummy!”  I’m glad that I’ve been doing this for about two years now… Continue reading

Rundown (1/04-1/10) Dial Doctor Genocider ‘Cos I’m a Lazy Girl

0 MLM Murder KareokeWork is my reason for not doing a game review last week, and I will be sure that I have one ready this week, and probably two the week after, as I will dive into the visual novel bin upon completing Dark Souls.  I have not been in the mood to write after waking up at 6:30, being put on a train, working for seven to eight hours, and then going on another train, arriving back home ten hours later, and only having about six hours before I gotta go to do my bedtime stuff. Continue reading

Rundown (10/26-11/01) Either Be Productive or Be a Corpse

XCA Gut PunchI’m really not sure what to say here.  I guess I should say that there will be a review of X-Change Alternative this week, a title I purchased to feed a curiosity of mine that was not very satisfied.  I did get limited edition Steins;Gate masturbation tissues though, which made the purchase of what will probably be my only physical PC game a bit worth it.  For whatever reason I also bought X-Change 3, which is far less of a porn game then I would claim Alternative is.  So I’m picking away at it and Sonic Adventure DX… What the hell do you mean by “relevant” games? Continue reading