Final Fantasy XIII-3: Lightning Returns Review

000In my quest to explore, experience, and analyze the Final Fantasy XIII Trilogy, as seen in my reviews for XIII and XIII-2, I was dreading this installment. Not due to any quality concerns, but due to the time limit. I was horrified by the idea of being unable to do everything I can in a given amount of time. It was enough for me to go through this game with a guide to assist me, and I played the game on easy mode as well, because Square Enix actually recommended doing so. Continue reading

Final Fantasy XIII-2 Review

2016-01-09_00040I’m pretty sure that everyone who played Final Fantasy XIII at launch did not expect Square Enix to make a sequel for it, even those who managed to look past a plethora of problems and enjoy the game.  The ending was very cut and dry, and the reception quickly lost its warmth after the hype died down.  So it was surprising when not only did Square Enix choose to continue the story, they chose to take the already confusing plot of XIII and insert time travel into it, which almost sounds like a joke. Continue reading

Rundown (7/19-7/25) *Insert Vaguely Threatening and Concerning Line Here*

0 Boy Meets Girl, Girl Meets Boy huh what awkward why the fuck not they are both touching their cocksWhen it comes to writing, for whatever reason my brain feels like an old piece of toast on this faithful day, and I never prepare an introductory bit for Nigmabox Rundowns… So I’ll just get on with it and post the page and a half I’ve been gradually building over the course of the past week. Continue reading

Rundown (3/08-3/14) Because… Shut Up!

1 Jojo yes I will have the bottle good sir I will also suck a cock very well if you give me some food and drink.  Lazy harlotYes, I finally put up a new review earlier today, and will have another coming this week, and should be able to get to another for the week after.  Hopefully the first week of April will get something too, or else it will just be an update I’m delaying until April 1st, because… shut up.  Actually, I’ll try to get a JoJo Piece up, so in other words Freedom Wars review will be up on 18/3, South Park: The Stick of Truth review on 25/3, and JoJo on 03/4 specifically because… shut up. Continue reading

Rundown (2/15-2/21) Some Variant of Weaboo

0 P4G Being Japanese and loving japanese life as a weaboo nerd geek sugoiI’m aware that talking about my desire to start taking female hormones is a bit inappropriate for this blog, but it is ultimately mine, I decide what I talk about and how, and nobody really cares enough to stop me.  It’s a place where I will host a story I am still in the outlining phase of, which will probably end up being a proper novel due to how long its getting.   Kinda like what I expect from a review I promise to do for Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme… and seeing as how it is a slow week as far as I am concerned, I’ll invest a paragraph to this rubbish. Continue reading