Rundown (6/10) E3 2019: Work X School X Conferences

You know what the worst past of E3 is?  The fact that I cannot simply drop everything to enjoy spending an entire day in video game wonderment.  As such, since 2013 the Monday kicking off E3 has always been a frustrating affair where I not only want to watch the conferences, do a write-up, which takes time because I am a slow writer, and keep up with the news that falls between the cracks, but I need to attend college classes and do part-time office work that mostly consists of spreadsheets, filing, and processing bodily specimens.  Anyways, enough customary moaning.  The video games are here!
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Rundown (6/15-6/21) The One After E3 & Before Psycho Shatter

Nyarko Welcome to this crazy Time You Are Gonna Be fuck InsaneBefore beginning this post, which I rewrote three times for, I wanted to talk about a rumor that arouse about Smash Brothers before E3 2013.  The anonymous tipster mentioned certain currently confirmed characters along with Shulk, Chrom, and Chorus Men from Rhythm Heaven, which sounds radical if I do say so myself.  But no, Steam had to pull my leg and offer a Summer Sale… and a pretty lame one at that.  Yes, the last one was how I entered the world of PC gaming, and oh boy, did I make out like a bandit back then.  But now?  Now I’ve got another eight games to play, even if I already beat Ducktales, which I’m not going to review until next week because… backlogs.  Right now I’m playing Skyrim again, and oh boy is that game evil, broken, and ugly as sin.  I’ve spent hours trying to get mods to work, but I cannot see if most of them actually did anything.

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Rundown (6/01-6/08) E3… and Butts… I’m Tired!

VO Check out my butt in the bathWell, it’s that time of year again, where the sun rises high and slowly creeps over to the other side of the country where magic truly does exist in the form of a corporate PR event that will be jam packed with ice cream pandas and lobster men who will undoubtedly be shot by a bunch of hired apathetic day workers… Sorry, I hit my head again and those words came out.  Point it, it is Pre-E3, or Preeee! as one may call it if they started a blog post about video game news by insinuating the sun creates lobster men.  And as expected, everybody’s gushing to get their big thing in every lady’s face before the oversaturated extravaganza hits when I’m at work… guess I better get the skeleton ready for me to pin flesh onto it! Continue reading

Rundown (4/20-4/26) An Uncreative Title for an Uneventful Week

SF Super sadness and upset why you leave me bro I wanna have butt sechsLet’s see here… Bandai Namco’s going some indie stuff?  Nah.  Zynga has lost a lot of market share, but I don’t even care about them as a thing.  Gamestop is closing many stores and shifting more to mobile, but I am going digital from now on, so I don’t really care a hair.  Battlefield 4 is still busted, even after it came out six months ago.  Just Cause 3 may be a thing, yet I found 2 to be super dull.  A lot of people have played Watch Dogs and its story sounds loathsomely mundane for a game with giant robot spiders.  Oh, and a bunch of people dug up some old ET cartridges…  Yeah, it’s been a very slow news week. Continue reading

Rundown (3/02-3/08) Expect Delays and Fan Game Reviews

Godra7Lately I’ve been playing through RPG Maker made Pokemon games, and have made spreadsheet separating nearly every Pokemon into two versions.  I have no justification, but that’s my reason if the Metro LL review is late in the week, because I was too busy playing Pokemon Godra.  Now I’m suppose to finish this, but I just got off of filming a middle school play where I had to stand on concrete for 2.5 hours.

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