Rundown (4/16-4/22) She Is Envious of That Man’s Breasts

“Say Natalie, what was the most interesting element of your week?”  Funny you should ask, voice in my head.  In my not-uncommon late night perusing of sites that I probably should not check out as often as I do, I stumbled upon a thread about male breast enlargement, or busty boys.  In that thread, a man claimed to be growing his own breasts by taking herbs (fenugreek and saw palmetto) and showed off a series of photos of them.  They actually looked quite nice, and marked the first instance of breast envy I ever experienced.  “You’re a weird duck, Natalie.”  You’re darn tootin’ I am. Continue reading

Rundown (5/08-5/14) Sailor Sun and Mister Moon

Edge Family Ryuko Shadow Litten by Stocky6493“Hallo Natalie, wie geht’s?”  Why thank you for asking Maple-chan.  I just finished community college, completely failed at talking to another human being for about two hours after paying for their company, and am going to come out sometime next week.  “…Sometimes I wonder why I exist, and then I remember that it’s because some Aspie conjured me in their corrupted mind.”  Shut up Maple-chan, it’s time to talk about video games.  “Because people care so much about what you think about banal video game news.”  …I may decide to kill you off in your upcoming story, Maple Loves Senpai after that comment. Continue reading